I was recently able to take the sci-fi movie inspired video game, BoneCraft for a spin and I have to tell you that it’s the raunchiest, dirtiest, funniest, sexiest PC video game I’ve ever played in my life.
Captain Fort Worth and the Space Wranglers will help guide you through the game when Lubbock gets hammered and smashes your ship into a new planet that nobody from this world has ever seen before.
Don’t get too stressed out though when you meet the Elven Queen at the Elf Brothel and learn pretty quickly that this isn’t the type of game that you’ve been used to playing. It’s something far beyond that.
The Wranglers are all built after some real life celebrities and when you see The Impregnator or Nibbles Tyson you’re bound to let out a real laugh. Well, I did and it scared my roommate who was sleeping at the time.
BoneCraft is a first-person PC sex video game that lets you control some hilarious parody characters while free roaming through a land that is built to give you the ability to have sex, do drugs and drink a LOT of alcohol.
I was shocked at first when I started really diving into the game and realizing just how raunchy they were getting with the characters, but the game play itself was so good that I quickly got used to having sex with aliens.
Seriously, you’ll feel as good as I did when I was able to kill the Dick-Monsters and get to double team an elf with Lubbock. I mean, bringing me back a slutty alien to have fun with is the least he could do after crashing my ship right?
This is definitely an adult video game that maybe makes a joke out of classic RPG games like World of Warcraft, but BoneCraft takes fighting and fucking to a whole new level.
However, at it’s core, BoneCraft is a porn video game that pushes the limits of what you think of when you think about what an adult’s video game should be and far exceeds your expectations about it being everything you could ever want.
You and Macho Mandy Savage can have a threesome with a wookie while the rest of the Wranglers spread out and fight or fuck every alien they come across. You get the opportunity to help fight Dick-Monsters while refueling from your beer backpack!
BoneCraft does everything I want in a PC sex video game, from the hilarious jokes to the sex & drugs that we all come to expect in a game like this. It exceeds my expectations and it a game I’d recommend everyone play.
The story line is beautifully put together, and even though the game’s visuals may not be as polished as some of the other larger studios, D-Dub Software does a great job of blending high quality gaming with the heart and soul of every gamer who’s handling the controls.
Take some time to explore the land you just crashed into, and then spend some more time exploring all of the delightful women-like creatures you encounter. While you’re doing what you do best, don’t forget to keep an eye open for the hidden gems throughout BoneCraft’s world.
Porn video games lose my interest when everything about them is sex, sex, sex. Happily, the BoneCraft game blends just the right amount of sex with a healthy dose of drugs & alcohol all while managing to keep you glued to the screen and following along with the story.
You’ll quickly forget that you’re “playing a game” and really feel yourself getting sucked into the screen, locking yourself in a chair for hours to play and play until your hands hurt and your eyes burn.
For serious PC gamer’s like myself, BoneCraft is a must have (in my humble opinion). If you’re telling people right now that you are a serious gamer but you don’t have BoneCraft yet, you’re failing at life and don’t deserve to even play.
But if you’re wanting to play one of the coolest games that’s ever been produced (and I do mean EVER), the D-Dub team has provided you with the perfect follow up to their BoneTown game which is equally as devious and fun!
BoneCraft takes you out of this world and puts you into a new world you never want to leave. The good news is, when you download this sex video game you’ll have it forever and can put yourself into this world for as long as you’d like.
